Gluey Corny Joke
Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A: We have to stick together. even i’m not sure if this one is funny; i will do better!
Sticky Sweet
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs. haha…I usually have sticky hair because I get syrup in it. 🙂
Frog & Toad
What happens when a frog parks illegally? It gets toad! super silly joke. sorry.
NC Watermelon Festival II
This past Saturday, we went to the NC Watermelon Festival in Fairbluff, NC. The day was rainy, so many of the pictures are gray. All-in-all we had a really fun day. My favorite part of the festival was the parade. It began with all of the emergency vehicles of Fairbluff, followed by 15 tractors of various types, 30 beauty queens, […]
attack of the killer tomato joke
Q: What’s red and goes up and down? A: A tomato in an elevator. 🙂
My presents
In the absense of having anything else much to say, I’m going to show off the cool loot i got from all my great friends for my birthday (and make the follow-up watermelon festival post tomorrow). My sweet boyfriend gave me the prisoner box set, a pair of cool earth shoes, a t-shirt, and some earrings (and took me out […]
It's my birthday!
“Were there any famous women born on your birthday?” “Nope, only little babies.” haha–gratuitous birthday joke.
Happy Birthday to ME!!
Today is the day that I turn 27 years old! 27! Yay! I always thought I’d have it together by 27, but there’s always 28 or 29 to be a totally-together adult. In the meantime, let’s par-tay!!!
NC Watermelon Festival I
Q: What is the only thing that makes the hot, humid weather of Carolina in July/August worthwhile? A: Ice-Cold Watermelon. That’s why this Saturday, I’m heading out to Fairbluff, NC–Home of the NC Watermelon Festival & My Aunt Tootsie. The event began in 1986 as a spin-off of a watermelon contest between two competitive friends-Monroe Enzor, Sr. and A.J. Worley. […]
Construction Humor
Why did the brick wall worry about the rain so much? Because it wasn’t coping very well. (bad construction humor, sorry)