Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What type of any is bigger than an elephant?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA?
What do you call an ant who skips school?
Where do ants go for their holidays?
What did the Spanish Fireman name his twin baby boys? Jose and Hose B *very small giggle*
Why were the teacher’s eyes always crossed?
Why couldn’t the little girl open the piano lid?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous?
Q: What’s a wombat for?
What do people do in clock factories?
What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?