attack of the killer tomato joke
Q: What’s red and goes up and down? A: A tomato in an elevator. 🙂
My presents
In the absense of having anything else much to say, I’m going to show off the cool loot i got from all my great friends for my birthday (and make the follow-up watermelon festival post tomorrow). My sweet boyfriend gave me the prisoner box set, a pair of cool earth shoes, a t-shirt, and some earrings (and took me out […]
It's my birthday!
“Were there any famous women born on your birthday?” “Nope, only little babies.” haha–gratuitous birthday joke.
Happy Birthday to ME!!
Today is the day that I turn 27 years old! 27! Yay! I always thought I’d have it together by 27, but there’s always 28 or 29 to be a totally-together adult. In the meantime, let’s par-tay!!!
NC Watermelon Festival I
Q: What is the only thing that makes the hot, humid weather of Carolina in July/August worthwhile? A: Ice-Cold Watermelon. That’s why this Saturday, I’m heading out to Fairbluff, NC–Home of the NC Watermelon Festival & My Aunt Tootsie. The event began in 1986 as a spin-off of a watermelon contest between two competitive friends-Monroe Enzor, Sr. and A.J. Worley. […]
Construction Humor
Why did the brick wall worry about the rain so much? Because it wasn’t coping very well. (bad construction humor, sorry)
:)
A guy goes into the psychiatrist’s office. The psychiatrist tells him, “You’re crazy.” The guy says, “I want a second opinion.” So the psychiatrist says, “OK, you’re ugly, too.” old favorite
Architecture Joke #1
Why did the afternoon garden party make the landscape architect think that her golf game would improve? Because she believed that form followed function. (architecture humor 🙂 )
Favorite Thing Swap
I recieved an awesome favorite thing swap from jettesette; she says it was her first, and she did a great job! I chose landscapes as my favorite thing and she sent me a cool mix cd, bubbles, marble magnets, decoupaged box of landscapes, beautiful handmade landscape purse (I love it so much), and some cool landscape felt coasters.
Oven-Fried Chicken
Julep Style has another recipe submission: Oven-Fried Chicken. This recipe puts a healthier spin on the traditional Southern dish. It’s also much easier to prepare because there’s no popping oil to deal with.
Human Cannonball
A man who worked in the circus as the “Human Cannonball” told the ringmaster he was quitting. The ringmaster said, “You can’t leave! Where else can I find a man of your caliber?” ba doomp ching
Duct Tape :)
How is duct tape like the force? It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together. from PHC