What’s the difference between a public school teacher and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

from PHC

What happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

from PHC

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

A New Yorker was driving 120 when she saw the flashing lights in her rear view mirror. She pulled over. Bubba the deputy sheriff swaggered to her car and bawled out “Little lady, no one speeds through the great state of Georgia.”