Small Riddle
What’s got four legs and one foot? A bed. a little tricky, eh?
attack of the killer tomato joke
Q: What’s red and goes up and down? A: A tomato in an elevator. 🙂
It's my birthday!
“Were there any famous women born on your birthday?” “Nope, only little babies.” haha–gratuitous birthday joke.
Construction Humor
Why did the brick wall worry about the rain so much? Because it wasn’t coping very well. (bad construction humor, sorry)
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A guy goes into the psychiatrist’s office. The psychiatrist tells him, “You’re crazy.” The guy says, “I want a second opinion.” So the psychiatrist says, “OK, you’re ugly, too.” old favorite
Architecture Joke #1
Why did the afternoon garden party make the landscape architect think that her golf game would improve? Because she believed that form followed function. (architecture humor 🙂 )
Human Cannonball
A man who worked in the circus as the “Human Cannonball” told the ringmaster he was quitting. The ringmaster said, “You can’t leave! Where else can I find a man of your caliber?” ba doomp ching
Duct Tape :)
How is duct tape like the force? It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together. from PHC
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What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida have in common? No matter what, somebody’s fixin’ to lose a trailer. from PHC
Canadians Take No Offense!! ;)
Why did the Canadian cross the road? He saw some American do it on TV. from Comedy Central
Pick it.
Did you hear the Kleenex factory workers went on strike? Now everyone will have to picket. from PHC
Support Teachers!
What’s the difference between a public school teacher and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four. from PHC