Roxanne's Pirate Joke

A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants. He walks up to the bartender and orders a drink. The bartender serves him the drink and says, “Do you know that you’ve got a steering wheel down your pants?”

“Aaarh,” says the pirate, “It’s drivin’ me nuts.”

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      Okay, (1) I LOVE that you posted my PIRATE joke. ARRRRRRH!! (Do the hook/index finger thing when you say ARRRRRRH!!)
      (2) I’m LOVIN’ your new digs!!! GIRL! I cannot believe how ORGANIZED it is already! You got down to BIDNESS!!! I cannot WAIT to see it!!!!!!!! CONGRATS on your new place!! Adore, adore, adore!

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