NC Watermelon Festival I

By On July 28, 2005 · 2 Comments

Q: What is the only thing that makes the hot, humid weather of Carolina in July/August worthwhile?

A: Ice-Cold Watermelon.

That’s why this Saturday, I’m heading out to Fairbluff, NC–Home of the NC Watermelon Festival & My Aunt Tootsie. The event began in 1986 as a spin-off of a watermelon [...]

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I wish I could take a nap…

By On July 28, 2005 · Leave a Comment

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer

*snort*

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Lizard Man

Waiting for Bigfoot

By On July 27, 2005 · Leave a Comment

Jill Miller has made the task of finding the world’s mysterious creatures easier for us all. The performance artist has made camp from in a remote Northern California forest from 07/02 – 08/20 where she will be “Waiting for Bigfoot;” the live feed from her campsite allows viewers from all over the world to watch [...]

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Construction Humor

By On July 27, 2005 · Leave a Comment

Why did the brick wall worry about the rain so much?

Because it wasn’t coping very well.

(bad construction humor, sorry)

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no idea

By On July 26, 2005 · Leave a Comment

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

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Very Cheesy

By On July 25, 2005 · Leave a Comment

What cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

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:)

By On July 22, 2005 · Leave a Comment

A guy goes into the psychiatrist’s office. The psychiatrist tells him, “You’re crazy.” The guy says, “I want a second opinion.” So the psychiatrist says, “OK, you’re ugly, too.”

old favorite

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