The Feed

What’s got four legs and one foot? A bed. a little tricky, eh?

Q: What’s red and goes up and down? A: A tomato in an elevator. 🙂

“Were there any famous women born on your birthday?” “Nope, only little babies.” haha–gratuitous birthday joke.

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer *snort*

Why did the brick wall worry about the rain so much? Because it wasn’t coping very well. (bad construction humor, sorry)

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. 😉

What cheese is made backwards? Edam.

A guy goes into the psychiatrist’s office. The psychiatrist tells him, “You’re crazy.” The guy says, “I want a second opinion.” So the...

Why did the afternoon garden party make the landscape architect think that her golf game would improve? Because she believed that form...

A man who worked in the circus as the “Human Cannonball” told the ringmaster he was quitting. The ringmaster said, “You can’t leave!...

How is duct tape like the force? It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together. from PHC

What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida have in common? No matter what, somebody’s fixin’ to lose a...

Why did the Canadian cross the road? He saw some American do it on TV. from Comedy Central

Did you hear the Kleenex factory workers went on strike? Now everyone will have to picket. from PHC

What’s the difference between a public school teacher and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four. from PHC

What happens if you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed. from PHC

Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense.

A New Yorker was driving 120 when she saw the flashing lights in her rear view mirror. She pulled over. Bubba the deputy sheriff...

Knock Knock Who’s there? Control freak–now you say “control freak who.”

Knock Knock Who’s there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow… Moo!!!